Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, 13 May 2014

Best Tutorial you ever find

Best Tutorial you ever find

Warning: Follow each and every steps very carefully. It can damage your PC, Laptop, Cups, Plates etc.

How To Refresh Computer
1. Right click anywhere on desktop
2. Click on Refresh
If any problem comment below

Tuesday, 15 April 2014

Technology side effect


Hahahaha ... there are worried about credit card



Different type of Ladies

The only treatment for it is to dump your smart phone!

Technically there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES:

1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever.

2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment you turn off.

3. SCREENSAVER lady: Just for looking.

4. INTERNET lady: Difficult to access.

5. SERVER lady: Always busy when needed 6. MULTIMEDIA lady: Looks beautiful but you can only look.

7. VIRUS lady: This type of lady is normally called 'WIFE', once enters your system, never leaves even if the system is formatted


Tech-Support

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user ...

Help-desk : Double click on "My Computer".

Lady : I can't see your computer..

Help-desk : No .. Click on "My Computer" on your computer.

Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer .. double click on it.

Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?

What's WhatsApia ?

There's a new illness discovered at the University of Bheja. It's a condition called "WhatsApia".

The symptoms are:
1. Having an app called WhatsApp.
2. Constantly checking to see if you have messages.
3. Checking if someone has been online and why they haven't replied to you.
4. Anxiety that you must reply or the other person will feel bad.
5. Expecting comments if you change your profile pic and/or update your status.
6. Pretending to listen to someone, while busy chatting on whatsapp.
7. First thing when you wake up needing your dose of whatsapp.
8. Copying this message and pasting in other groups.

The only treatment for it is to dump your smart phone!